Will add more to this as we go.
Sampson M. Rhodes: Lead sad sap in our story so far, works at the Chipperwhale.
Kurt Bearington: Famous video game webcomic author.
Naomi: Head editor for a popular fashion magazine.
Lucy B. Galaxy: Elementary school teacher.
Coral Adelaide: Owner of the Chipperwhale printing company.
Kepi: Works as a receptionist at the Chipperwhale.
Gunthur: Shipping and receiving guy.
Slow Lorence: Drug dealer
Adrian: Drug dealer and transportation for Laurence.
Maree: Music store employee.